I do what I want!

Not Two Months!

2008.05.26 | and what?

Goddamn I give up quick. Probably because my fonts are broken so the dashboard’s set in extended Helvetica, which is something I only tolerate on certain beers.

That, and I have nothing to say, not even little bullshit things like this.

That, and you’re not even reading this. So get off my back.

Maybe I’ll be creative again soon.

The Widowmaker

2008.03.01 | and what?

I made this column bigger. Now the title of the previous entry doesn’t sit right. That’s one of the lesser things I’ve broken in the last couple hours.

I think I invented something called “the (something)-maker” earlier tonight, but I can’t remember what it was. It would have been awesome though.

This whole not drinking every day thing is destroying my short-term memory. Listening to Iron Maiden will hopefully even it out.

I wish when I broke shit, it was on purpose.

2008.02.27 | and what?

Seriously, though.

This is just filler. Already.

Showering doesn't sound so great right now.

Back Bitches.

2008.02.27 | and what?

Maybe. I'm just bored. I'm relearning the internet so I can get drunk and puke all over it, and maybe black out in its bathroom for a couple hours. That's what I do.

So, watch. And/or be patient.

p.s. Trebuchet? Really? Fuck. Suck it.

my shit's free.